enjoy this blog of tears and broken dreams.

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

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chocolateist:

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

What even is that third one?

chocolateist:

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

What even is that third one?

(Source: the-pietriarchy, via assbuttsalad)

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

(via kanyewesticle)

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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

(via kanyewesticle)

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neptunain:

i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter

(via doctorpotterbaggins)

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eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

(via equisollux)

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(Source: shouldnt, via getsby)

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